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		<title>Two-Hop SCP</title>
		<link>http://chrislaing.net/2011/06/16/two-hop-scp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The University of Otago has a fairly anally-retentive firewall configuration. SSH in or out is strictly verboten. However, mail servers do allow incoming SSH connections, and once in, it&#8217;s easy to SSH into my machines in my office. The problem comes, however, with trying to use SCP. The mail server won&#8217;t let me copy files [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chrislaing.net&amp;blog=22276768&amp;post=63&amp;subd=chrislaing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The University of Otago has a fairly anally-retentive firewall configuration. SSH in or out is strictly verboten. However, mail servers do allow incoming SSH connections, and once in, it&#8217;s easy to SSH into my machines in my office. The problem comes, however, with trying to use SCP. The mail server won&#8217;t let me copy files to outside the otago.ac.nz domain, and I can&#8217;t SSH into my machines directly.</p>
<p>After much hunting, I have found the solution. This will work for any two-hop SCP.</p>
<p><code>scp -Cp -o "ProxyCommand ssh gatewayuser@gateway nc remotehost 22" remoteuser@remotehost:/path/to/file/on/remote /path/to/file/on/local</code></p>
<p>Here, I use the term &#8216;gateway&#8217; for the mail server, and &#8216;remotehost&#8217; for the machine in my office.</p>
<p>Problem solved.</p>
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		<title>The State Is Not Your Friend</title>
		<link>http://chrislaing.net/2011/06/12/the-state-is-not-your-friend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 05:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been informed, in no uncertain terms, that I need to blog more. I&#8217;d like to claim that I&#8217;m too busy, rather than too lazy, but the reality is that I have the motivation of a doped up sloth at the moment. Thus, to appease my reader(s?), I though I&#8217;d put pen to paper* and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chrislaing.net&amp;blog=22276768&amp;post=51&amp;subd=chrislaing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been informed, in no uncertain terms, that I need to blog more. I&#8217;d like to claim that I&#8217;m too busy, rather than too lazy, but the reality is that I have the motivation of a doped up sloth at the moment. Thus, to appease my reader(s?), I though I&#8217;d put pen to paper* and write something.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m fortunate enough to have friends who link me to interesting articles and videos on a regular basis, two of which have really caught my attention in the last few days. The videos are very clear, and somewhat self-explanatory, which is something that appeals to my innate laziness. It&#8217;s not immediately apparent that the themes of these two very different videos are at all related, yet upon some closer inspection, they are making the same point in two different ways.<span id="more-51"></span></p>
<p>The first video is entitled, &#8220;<a title="George Ought To Help" href="http://www.georgeoughttohelp.com/" target="_blank">George Ought To Help</a>&#8220;</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='604' height='370' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/PGMQZEIXBMs?version=3&amp;rel=1&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span>
<p>This nicely animated cartoon from <a title="Redshift Media" href="http://www.redshiftmedia.com/" target="_blank">Redshift Media</a> asks us to consider whether it is acceptable to use physical force to force someone else to do what we perceive to be the right thing. It&#8217;s a powerful argument**, and one to which I cannot conceive of a retort. This article, however, is not about the morality of wealth redistribution, but rather about what happens in the last part of the video. George receives a bill from the State and the narrator comments,</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Almost everyone pays the bills without protest. They know the Agents [of the State] are prepared to use as much force as necessary to overpower you if you resist.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>This is the point at which many people, to whom I have explained this very concept, begin to switch off. They don&#8217;t believe that they really have anything to fear from the State, especially in a democratic, peaceful nation such as New Zealand. The police are kind people who are just trying to protect us. Nobody will be actually hurt for not paying their taxes. Don&#8217;t be silly!</p>
<p>This is where the second video comes in. I&#8217;ll be honest, this video disturbed me more than almost anything I&#8217;ve seen in years.</p>
<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='604' height='370' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/6FBlLoIcKH0?version=3&amp;rel=1&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span>
<p>I&#8217;m not an expert in criminal law***, but I am 100% confident that the Police acted entirely illegally. It will be a travesty if they are not indicted for breach of oath, assault causing grievous bodily harm and kidnapping. They had no warrant, they were not allowed to be on his property. It really is that simple.</p>
<p>This second video shows the reality of what happens to people who do stand up to the State: beaten and dragged away in chains. This is what the first video is talking about. When you vote for more State involvement, and greater State powers, you are voting for this. When you vote to increase taxes on The Rich™, you are voting for this. State power is by its very nature a coercive power. It is backed by force, force which is used regularly to beat people into line. Sometimes, there is a camera to record and mitigate the damage. Most times, there is not.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>The State Is Not Your Friend</strong></p>
<p>* I&#8217;m aware that this is a digital format, but there&#8217;s no equivalently eloquent expression for word processing. Our generation has no class.</p>
<p>** On this blog, powerful arguments will indeed be talked about.</p>
<p>*** Though I do have a degree in Law.</p>
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		<title>Dulce et decorum est&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 12:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not often that I&#8217;m proud to be a student. It seems like every night they stand around for hours in the cold doing nothing, then walk across town to studentville and stagger into their flats at 5am, all under the banner of &#8216;having a good night&#8217;. On one day a year, however, they do [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chrislaing.net&amp;blog=22276768&amp;post=48&amp;subd=chrislaing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not often that I&#8217;m proud to be a student. It seems like every night they stand around for hours in the cold doing nothing, then walk across town to studentville and stagger into their flats at 5am, all under the banner of &#8216;having a good night&#8217;. On one day a year, however, they do the opposite: they stagger out of their flats at 5am to walk across town to stand for an hour in the cold doing nothing. This time, however, they do it to honour the fallen. And for one day, I get to be proud to be a student.</p>
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		<title>WordPress, Google Apps and Liberty</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 03:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some time ago, I had an idea to found an organisation for Libertarian students at Otago University. I&#8217;m already the Otago Region President of ACT on Campus, which is a group of students who agree with and promote ACT policies. However, I&#8217;ve always maintained that my allegiance so not to ACT, but to Liberty. In [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chrislaing.net&amp;blog=22276768&amp;post=45&amp;subd=chrislaing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some time ago, I had an idea to found an organisation for Libertarian students at Otago University. I&#8217;m already the Otago Region President of <a title="ACT on Campus" href="http://www.actoncampus.org.nz" target="_blank">ACT on Campus</a>, which is a group of students who agree with and promote <a title="ACT Party Policies" href="http://www.act.org.nz/policies" target="_blank">ACT policies</a>. However, I&#8217;ve always maintained that my allegiance so not to ACT, but to Liberty. In recent times, ACT has come out with a few things, of which I don&#8217;t particularly like the look, especially the social conservatism represented by figures such as John Boscawen. Fundamentally, the issue with ACT is that it&#8217;s a political party in a democratic system, unavoidably burdened with the need to get votes. That&#8217;s all well and good for ACT, but what I want is Liberty, not politics, and I think a lot of students feel the same.</p>
<p><span id="more-45"></span>Thus was born the idea behind <a title="Otago University Students For Liberty" href="http://ousfl.info" target="_blank">Otago University Students For Liberty</a>. Both the name and the concept of the organisation was inspired by the incredible <a title="Students For Liberty" href="http://www.studentsforliberty.org" target="_blank">Students For Liberty</a> organisation, based primarily in the United States. Their purpose is to spread the message of Liberty, and give support and encouragement to fellow students who want to explore Libertarian ideas. This is my idea of how a university-based group should look; focussed on ideas, not candidates.</p>
<p>My decision to found such a group was vindicated when, experimentally, Kim asked Jade the Coffee Girl how she felt about freedom and the policies of limited government. After a very brief explanation, Jade the Coffee Girl was taken with the idea enough that she said she&#8217;d consider joining such a group. Had we opened with, &#8220;Hey, come and support our political party&#8221;, I rather suspect that the response might have been less warm. Such is the power of ideas.</p>
<p>The title of this particular post is a reference to what I&#8217;ve been doing all day &#8211; trying to get Google Apps and WordPress to play nicely with the OUSFL site. Certainly, this process is far easier now than it ever has been, and the range of services that one can purchase for a very modest fee is staggering. The ability to create a setup like this &#8211; a website with a registered domain name, its own secure email service, document exchange, fully functional CMS and syndication &#8211; in a matter of hours simply did not exist even a few years ago. Furthermore, I am completely confident that, in a few years time, the process I went through today will be either streamlined to the point of triviality, or entirely obsolete. The reason I feel confident about this is that I have an unwavering faith in the power of the market to deliver things that people want. The incredible tools at our disposal today &#8211; unimagined by even the most foresighted of visionaries a score of years ago &#8211; are a direct product of the market. Google and WordPress exist because a demand existed, and clever entrepreneurs stepped in to fulfill that desire.</p>
<p>I therefore think it entirely fitting that we use tools created by Liberty to revive the principles of freedom which created the tools in the first place.</p>
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		<title>Why Indiana Jones would beat Batman in a fight</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having argued with Liz Roberts on this topic and given her a verbal mauling, Liz underhandedly decided to <a title="Liz's Completely Wrong Opinion On Batman vs Indy" href="http://meandleez.blogspot.com/2011/04/its-about-time-one-of-us-talked-about.html" target="_blank">take the fight to the blogosphere</a>. Well, my dear Liz, to such skullduggery there can be but a single response:</p>
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<p style="text-align:left;"><span id="more-20"></span>We begin with Liz&#8217;s inept description of Batman. She begins by noting Batman&#8217;s anger and need for revenge, concluding that this makes him a man that one &#8220;does not want to fuck with&#8221;. What qualities of Indiana Jones equip him to fight such anger? Well, Indy is a scholar of ancient cultures, and is thus thoroughly familiar with the principles contained in <em>The Art of War</em> by the great general Sun Tzu. On the topic of anger, the good general opines,</p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Use anger to throw them into disarray.</p>
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<p style="text-align:left;">Thus, following the advice of Sun Tzu, Indy&#8217;s superior understanding of the principles of warfare would allow him to turn Batman&#8217;s anger against him, wielding intellect as the cavalryman wields his sabre.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><strong>Score:</strong> Indy: 1, Batman: 0</p>
<p>Liz then goes on to describe Batman&#8217;s attire, noting both the armour&#8217;s lack of colour and the functionality of his belt, which apparently allows him to respectively move more swiftly and undertake abstract economic operations. Disregarding Liz&#8217;s obvious misunderstanding of physics, Batman&#8217;s armour would be quite useless against Indy. Indiana Jones uses four primary weapons. They are (in order of increasing lethality),</p>
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<li>His revolver</li>
<li>His bullwhip</li>
<li>Various artefacts of mysterious power, both holy and unholy</li>
<li>His superlative ingenuity, adventurous courage and rugged indestructibility.</li>
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<p>Armour protects Batman against none of these. Additionally, the armour reduces Batman&#8217;s range of motion and speed. He can&#8217;t even move his head (thus preventing him from avoiding the lash of Indy&#8217;s whip). Incidentally, if you are inclined to disagree with the ordering of the first two items, then I would advise you to more thoroughly research Indy&#8217;s ability with the bullwhip. Batman&#8217;s utility belt is likewise of no use to him against Indy, who derives utility through the thrill of discovery and academic scholarship.</p>
<p><strong>Score:</strong> Indy:2, Batman:0</p>
<p>Liz then goes on to mention Batman&#8217;s fighting credentials.</p>
<blockquote><p>Batman has a plethora of experiences to draw on, featuring some decent bad guys, such as Two-Face, The Joker, Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Cat Woman, and The Scarecrow&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8230; all of whom subsequently escaped from prison, to terrorise yet more innocents. Noble Indiana, on the other hand, puts down bad guys permanently and with style. Liz clearly failed to take into account Indy&#8217;s extraordinary victories over forces both natural and supernatural, including the mighty armies of Nazi Germany.</p>
<p><strong>Score:</strong> Indy:3, Batman:0</p>
<p>To describe the next point, I shall quote from Liz directly.</p>
<blockquote><p>- Batman doesn&#8217;t sleep, he watches.</p>
<p>- Robin can be called upon if the situation requires. They can either tag-team or double-team.</p></blockquote>
<p>Reading these two points concurrently, we can deduce that Liz believes Batman to be a gay porn star, and that this affords him an edge in combat over the demonstrably not-a-gay-porn-star Indy. Upon consulting Wikipedia&#8217;s <a title="List of Types of Warrior" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Warriors">list of types of warrior</a>, we see that &#8220;gay porn star&#8221; is not among them. On this point, I think that no further refutation is required.</p>
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<p><strong>Score:</strong> Indy:4, Batman:0</p>
<p>Liz&#8217;s next attempt to demonstrate the superiority of Batman is almost too weak to deserve a rebuttal, but rebut it I shall. She claims that Batman would gain the upper hand in a fight because he is (and I quote) &#8220;a BABE&#8221;. It appears to have escaped Liz&#8217;s notice entirely that whilst batman feels the need to cover his inferior face with a mask, Indiana Jones&#8217; handsome facade not only causes ladies in his class to swoon, but is so prepossessing that young women take the class solely to be in his presence.</p>

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<p>Thus, we can safely conclude that if attractiveness is to be a measure of success in combat, the dashing Indiana Jones wins hands down.</p>
<p><strong>Score:</strong> Indy:5, Batman:0</p>
<p>Although it&#8217;s clear that Liz has lost the plot, or perhaps never had it to begin with, she now descends into a dark realm of pure madness, inhabited entirely by evil spirits such as Satan, Hades and Bob Marley. She declares wildly,</p>
<blockquote><p>Scholars have analyzed Indiana Jones and have come to the conclusion that he is a &#8216;hardboiled detective&#8217; and an &#8216;American patriot&#8217;. Fuck America. Fuck egg analogies (BTW who even likes hardboiled?) I want someone who gets shit done. Also, it&#8217;s common knowledge that if you wear khaki, you are a tool.</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to know where to begin. Firstly, the &#8216;hardboiled&#8217; analogy refers to the practice of boiling leather until is is extremely hard and durable, not to eggs. Secondly, Liz must have missed the part where Indy discovers not only the Ark of the Covenant, but the Holy Grail itself, while Batman rushes around attempting to catch criminals who, as we all know, will simply escape from prison in a short time. In terms of &#8220;getting shit done&#8221;, Batman quite clearly loses to Indy.</p>
<p><strong>Score:</strong> Indy:6, Batman:0</p>
<p>On one final point, Liz and I are in agreement; it is amply clear who would win in a fight. Indiana Jones, take a bow, sir, for you are the victor.</p>
<p><strong>Score:</strong> Chris:10, Liz:0</p>
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		<title>The Philosophy of Liberty</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m probably going to end up talking about Liberty quite a lot on this blog, so for the sake of clarity, I should probably define here what I mean by Liberty. There are many fine essays out there that present beautifully the concept of Liberty and fundamental rights. One of the best is On Liberty by [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chrislaing.net&amp;blog=22276768&amp;post=15&amp;subd=chrislaing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m probably going to end up talking about Liberty quite a lot on this blog, so for the sake of clarity, I should probably define here what I mean by Liberty. There are many fine essays out there that present beautifully the concept of Liberty and fundamental rights. One of the best is <em><a title="On Liberty - John Stuart Mill" href="http://www.bartleby.com/130/" target="_blank">On Liberty</a></em> by John Stuart Mill. From Wikipedia:</p>
<blockquote><p>Perhaps the most memorable point made by Mill in this work, and his basis for liberty, is that &#8220;over himself, over his own body and mind, the individual is sovereign&#8221;. Mill is compelled to make this assertion in opposition to what he calls the &#8220;tyranny of the majority&#8221;, wherein through control of etiquette and morality, society is an unelected power that can do horrific things. Mill&#8217;s work could be considered a reaction to this social control by the majority and his advocacy of individual decision-making over the self. The famous Harm Principle, or the principle of liberty, is also articulated in this work: people can do anything they like as long as it does not harm others.</p></blockquote>
<p><span id="more-15"></span>It&#8217;s a fairly hefty read, though well worth it for anyone interested in political thought. If you don&#8217;t have the time for long philosophical essays (and let&#8217;s face it, who does? Alright, I do, apparently), then this relatively short Youtube video gives the barebones structure of what I mean when I say &#8220;Liberty&#8221;.</p>
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<p>If you can ignore the distinctly 90&#8242;s presentation, it&#8217;s a pretty clear and succinct description of the Libertarian philosophy. My personal view of Liberty is a little more complicated than this, but those thoughts are for another post.</p>
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<p>Actually, I just think it&#8217;s a good title for an introductory post. This is the latest iteration of ChrisLaing.net. The site began as a playground for me to try out xhtml and css, then PHP and finally WordPress. After some time spent as a simple landing page, ChrisLaing.net has settled into comfortable old age as a personal blog.</p>
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